Jewy Louie

A common word for Lucifer (AKA the devil) in the Jewish religion.

Throughout the Torah, Jewy Louie challenges God to test the true loyalty of his followers.

by VeeZee March 4, 2011

Jewy Bird

When you throw down some jew facts that you learned at temple

Dude, your such a jewy bird

They taught me a lot of jewy bird things at temple

by Jew the Man December 18, 2009

Jewy-us Ceasar

The King of all Jews. A person who is very cheap with their own money, but who have no problem with making decisions about another persons money. These people will usually do things like pick the drink at a bar, but then make you pay for it.

Person 1: Alright, it's $60 per person for the bottles tonight.
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.

Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.

Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....

by J Lucas August 16, 2010

Flacko Jewye

The biggest jewye alive. He values a peeny over any other form of currency. His favorite basketball player is peeny hardaway. He calls his dick his wittle peeny. In his opinion the best president ever was Abraham Lincoln, I wonder why. When not indulging in his love for peenys, flacko enjoys starting movies and never finishing them, underage women, and getting high as a kite flown by the big show.

Person 1 :"That man just picked up a dirty penny off the ground eww!"
Person 2: "Nah its fine thats just Flacko Jewye

by hueuby January 31, 2017

Austin Jewis

Austin lewis as a Jew in an alternate dimension.

The legend of Austin Jewis is true

by Kevin Danper April 29, 2018

Jewy Fingers

An individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. These individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. They often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women.

Want to invite Tim to play monopoly with us?
Nah, he's got jewy fingers.

by Slim_peter July 17, 2017

Jewis

A white boy named Lewis who went to a Jewish school.

Guy number 1: "Mate have you seen that new kid, think his name is Lewis"
Guy number 2: "Yeah I heard he went to a Jewish school as well"

Guy number 1: "Ha, Jewis"

by Sauvage123 December 23, 2019