Jewy

Coined by The Dooo, describes the sensation when you bite down on non-bread.

This non-bread is very jewy.

by Old Man Signal January 7, 2021

Jewy Jewman

How John Stewert refers to himself. Phrase commonly used by those with poor insulting skills who want to show that large nosed affluent fellow who is boss.

Hey...oh yeah...well....you know what...you're just a...a....a....a jew.....Jewy Jewman!

by Talvin July 6, 2005

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A Star-of-David shaped chewy candy made by a Jewish candy company.In the middle of the candy,there is a shiny quarter.You eat the candy,and you get the quarter.BUT-if there are any Jews in the surrounding area,they have an obligation to take the quarter back and put it in their piggy banks.

Man:Hey,this Chewy Jewy is great!Ooh-a shiny quarter!!

Jew:*tackles man to ground and takes the quarter* Sorry,its a rule *runs away*

by srslyjustajokeimnotantisemetic April 26, 2009

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jewy foreskin

a non jew that has been circumcised
jewy foreskin

by kraits September 24, 2018

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Jewy Asskisser

A person seeking some sort of advancement from a Jewish individual by spreading his/her butt-cheeks and kissing their ass-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (Usually asking for money because of the assumption that Jewish people have a lot of it).

Guy 1: What does Fellman think he's going to get from being such a Jewy Asskisser?
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.

by ImaBadFish December 14, 2007

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