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jew trap 

when someone throws or drops small change on the ground and they, or someone around them consiquently yells "JEW TRAP!"
Person 1- Hey, can i borrow five bucks?
Person 2- Sure, (looks in wallet, drops two pennies and a nickel)
Person 1- JEW TRAP!
*swarm of jews*
jew trap by udaddict April 5, 2009

human jawtrap 

when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly
ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap
Related Words

jew trap 

A purposely deceiving or unfair circumstance.
There was absolutely no hot puss at the party at all as Mark said there would be. What a damn jew trap.
jew trap by mitchell April 4, 2005

Jew trap 

A setup including a trail of pennies and other small coins leading to a cardboard box, which is propped up with a ruler and string and having a bagel underneath it.
The easiest way to protect yourself from a common cause for the loss of money and/or a kosher diet is a Jew trap.
Jew trap by sabathane August 30, 2011

Jew Trap 

A name replacement to the bouncing bettys in Call of Duty: World at War.
Example 1: I got a 3-kill streak just by laying a Jew trap.

Example 2: Damn! Those damn Jews always lay their jew traps everywhere I walk! Now I lost my kill streak!
Jew Trap by AsianD3fin3r March 26, 2009

Jew Trap 

When your on the highway and theirs 2 people going like 40 in both lanes so you cant get around them
Shit we’ll never make it now were caught in a jew trap
Jew Trap by John Johny Jones August 3, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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