jewtard 

Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.

Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.

jewtard by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005

Jewtard 

A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.

That nigga is a jewtard.

Jewtard by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008

Jewtron

A robot designed for the one purpose of being a jew most likely created for when all the jews are gone

Jim "wheres my jewtron i need to do my taxes"

Jewtron by GhoSt-bUst-thAt February 24, 2009

nimmy jewtron 

the best meme

Friend : tell me a meme
You: nimmy jewtron
Everyone else: *kills self*

nimmy jewtron by memer master February 7, 2018

Jetaroo 

My black cat

Is that a pillow
No that's my cat jetaroo

Jetaroo by Rossum November 27, 2012

Jewtard 

Essentially, a jewish retard.

However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold

Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.

A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.

Jewtard by Noobowners May 10, 2010

jewtard 

A mentally retarded Jewish person.

Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard

jewtard by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008