East Jesusville 

Describing a place that particularly takes a significantly long time to get too

Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.

Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville

Chick: Jerk!

East Jesusville by mschne7 June 29, 2009

jarsville 

The term used for when a golf course is at full capacity. Usually a term used by employees to describe the course situation to customers. Originated from the english words Jarred and Ville.

*phone rings*
Employee "good afternoon, Marky speaking"
Customer "hi, do you have anything for a two some in 30 minutes?"
Employee "sorry sir, its fucking jarsville here today"
Customer " so you can't even squeeze in a two ball?"
employee " like i said sir, it looks like J town out there"
Customer "thanks, i will try another day"

jarsville by Ham'r October 16, 2007

Jesille

A form of the French ‘Giselle.’ Given to a female child by parents who don’t think Giselle is unique enough and/or don’t want anyone to be able to pronounce the name correctly. Because of this, the child will often be misunderstood and always be more than she seems. Not to be messed with, Jesilles are busy getting things done while others are too busy sounding out their name. Beautiful and creative, they stay true to their name and are never forgotten.

Jesille, pronounced like the French Giselle.

Jesille by the007pineapple January 27, 2009

Jesusville

Jacksonville, Florida, USA

The City Hall of Jacksonville Florida is at a location on Church Street from which if you go East you will encounter a row of 5 churches within 6 blocks, each church of a different Christian denomination. Right across the street from the City of Jacksonville's City Hall is First Baptist Church of Jacksonville, which has over 28,000 registered members, making it the third largest church in the second largest Christian denomination, but that's not even the largest church in Jesusville. In 2004, Jesusville had an estimated population of only 777,777 even though it is the largest city in America *geographically*. The actual shape of Jesusville resembles Jesus crying, with the tears forming Saint John's River. The St. John's River is one of the few rivers in the world that seems to go against gravity, flowing *away* from the equator.

It won't be long until Jacksonville legally changes it's name to Jesusville, then we'll get to see the ACLU throw a hissy-fit. :-)

Jesusville by Rev. Thomas S. Painter (Republican) May 13, 2006

jewsicle

Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.

OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.

jewsicle by Ariane M. October 29, 2007

jewsticles 

basically, jewish testicles but in one, bullet of a word.

Olly: "michael, put away your hairy jewsticles"

jewsticles by Fia bbz August 8, 2009

Jewsicle

A musical about jews.

Such as Fiddler On The Roof.

"This is a lovely Jewsicle"

Jewsicle by Dovid Rose October 9, 2008