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slang term for people who follow the religion of judiasim. this is the oldest abrahamic relgion this is told to us by the bible and the quran,people who have abandend the path of god,are responsible for countless world crimes,and are moreless,annoying,money horders who will all have a home in the hell fire.they have a natural greed and have no manual labor ability at all,acoponied by a large ugly nose larger uglier hair,and a whiney annoying uglier voice.they countroll everything and make honest hardworking people exsaust themselves so they can go bang there head in a wall and live in a land stolen from innocent palestinans that they slaughtered raped and tourtured and repeated what happened to them by the nazis (they recieve money as conspentation from the german people who werent even around during the time of the holocuast,just as they say there wernt around for the death of christ,and it wasnt romans who killed christ it was the jews.-this deffenetion may seem hatefull and racesist but its not ive learend this from first hand expeirence,im sure theres a good jew out there i just havent met one yet.
"youd think with all that money they have they could just buy land instead of stealing it from innocent people and commiting genocide."
man1"howd he get that job he didnt even know what he was doing!!" man2"hes a jew they look out for eachother,dont you know jews dont have to work for anything" woman"dont touch me there!" jew"why must you tourture me ive been through enough my family was in the holocaust!" |
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The only people in the world that are simultaneously hated by both the extreme Left and the extreme Right.
Synonym: scapegoat "The Jews killed Jesus!"
"The Jews control Hollywood!" "The Jews caused 9/11!" "The Jews oppress the Palestinians!" "The Jews ran over my poodle!" |
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A group of people who seem to be the most hated race on the planet, bar none. Additionally, they also seem to be the race hated for the longest period of time (eons, it seems). Chances are, if you can think of a race, they probably hate Jews too. However, it does appear that the vast majority of people who hate Jews are either from Europe or the Middle East.
Reasons for hating this group of people range from greed (Jews are cheap, they are penny pinchers, etc), ugliness (big nose, ugly hair, etc), and evilness (control everything, looks like the Devil, etc). The above list ranges from the time to time, but the general traits that makes the list are usually greed and evilness. Oh, and also arrogance. In case you're wondering, certain groups of people believes the Jews are arrogant for believing they're "God's Chosen People", "God's Ancient People", or however you want to say it. However, ultimately, there is only one thing I can say about all of this: I don't give a damn either way. If you want to hate the Jews, fine. If you don't want to hate the Jews, that's also fine. I don't hate Jews myself but that's because I don't care at all. 1) Wow, everybody in the Middle East hates the Jews!
2) Wow, everybody in Europe hates the Jews! 3) Wow, even the damn United Nations hate the Jews! 4) For the sake of convenience, lets just say everybody in the world hate the Jews. 5) It's a good thing I don't care or else my conscience might be bothered. |
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A religious person or persons that can easily be mistaken for juice when said out loud. Person one: Would you like some juice?
Person two: Jews!? Person one: No, no! Juice! Person two: Oh, thank god. You had me worried there. |
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Something you blame something. 1) "Ow. I just stubbed my toe. The Jews must be behind this."
2) "My microwave toaster oven just broke, it must have been the Jews." 3) "My dog just died, this must be the work of the Jews." 4) "I just got my license suspended, the Jews are behind this." 5) "I wet my bed, this is because of the Jews." 6) "My hard drive froze because of the Jews." 7) "I almost drowned in a swimming pool, this is the Jews' doing." 8) "I was 15 minutes late to work because of the Jewish religion." 9) "I'm allergic to cats due to there being Jews." 10) I didn't shower today and now I smell because of the Jews. |
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Like Christians, but without all that Jesus stuff "So is their family excited for Christmas?"
"Dude they're Jews" |
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An easily identifiable and handy scapegoat for all the world's problems. Although strangely, they ARE responsible for an astounding 95% of the world's problems, so go figure.
See: parasites |
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Most hated race by Hitler Reincarnated Hitler: This time I'm going to kill 30,000 Jews and two clowns!
Random: Why are you going to kill two clowns? Reincarnated Hitler: See, no one cares about zee Jews! |
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