jewplicated 

When one's life becomes complicated by the dating of multiple Jewish men.

I went out with Raphael last night, but I think I'm going to go out with Ethan tonight - my life is so jewplicated!

jewplicated by GeraldLVR January 10, 2010

Jimplicated 

To make something more difficult than it needs to be. Used most commonly when referring to AV related circumstances.

This rig is taking an extra four hours because it has been jimplicated.

Jimplicated by RedTech August 27, 2022

Jewbligated 

To feel obligated to argue, return or reject something over something as small as a penny.

"I felt Jewbligated to buy 2 smaller jars of peanut butter for 2 pennies less than 1 larger jar."

"I gave you $20 for a 9.99 bill and you only gave a 10 back, where is my penny dammit!"

"I found this same product 2 cents cheaper next door I'll just get it there instead."

Jewbligated by iseeingi2i October 26, 2012

Jewplicate 

The offspring of a Jew, especially one that is a duplicate of the same gendered parent.

A word for stereotype Jew traits/characteristics used to describe similarities.

There's no way Aaron can deny that baby is his, he's a jewplicate of him!

I'm looking for someone with a more jewplicate nose to wear this gimp mask
or
He needs to jewplicate his writing in a hurry, Anne Frank wouldn't be pleased.

Jewplicate by HumpStumpsRump January 11, 2011

Jewplicate 

To make a cheap copy of something.

Steinberg jewplicated books at the bookstore with his camera because he was too cheap to buy them.

Jewplicate by urban-dicktionary-man January 7, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004