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jewpiter 

the home plannet of jews, aparantly it is hidden behind the milkyway
awww look at that jew over there looks like he wants to go home to jewpiter
jewpiter by alf-ace February 22, 2008
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a rare species consisting of irregularly slow brain activity and clown-like resemblence
come on and just jewitt!
Jewitt by Assman49 March 10, 2009

Jewpiter 

The planet controlled by Jews because it is the larges t of the planets according to left wing blacks and neo-nazi groups
We get on Mars we can us Mars to attack Jewpiter and get rid of them there.
Jewpiter by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021

jewpiter 

A large unit or measurement of distance or girth when a person of the jewish faith is involved.
Wow, he must have beaten him by about a jewpiter in that race!
jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006
The absolute love of my life...the type of person that gives you a once in a lifetime feeling. The type of person that you would do anything to have back in your life once he’s gone. A crazy individual with a heart of gold. His personality is exciting and draws you in.....he’s smart but down to earth. Funny as hell, you cannot help but love a jewitt..... you’ll miss them forever
Man, I wish I loved like jewitt.
Jewitt by Jayjay8787 April 14, 2020
A jewlitt is a minnie jew with a big ass head.
"oh man did you see that jewlitt yesterday?!"
"fuck yeah dude he must have a binkie sized penis!"
"yeahhh, not funny"