Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jewlian

A mocking term for anyone named Julian who may act stingy at times.

Julian: Sure, i'll get you a present for your birthday, but you'll have to pay for it yourself.

Me: You are such a Jewlian!

Jewlian by Lycheee December 17, 2012

Jewliance 

An alliance of people of Jewish decent.

Our next Jewliance meeting will consist of planning out how we are going to make a lot of money on our next project.

"Our Jewliance meeting will be at four o'clock today guys..."

Jewliance by Klyde Frog February 13, 2009

Jewland 

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

Jewland by Liz January 3, 2004

julianed 

An antagonistic backbiter. One who backbites or defames others. The act of deceiving. The act of slandering others.

N. Kansas City slang.

That guy thinks I'm his friend but I totally julianed him when he went home.

Ugly brother has to julian everyone or he'll never get laid.

I julianed everyone about her being an idiot so I could sleep with her after the party

Your ass just got julianed!

julianed by cluricauney January 1, 2010

JewLane

A name given to Tulane University for the excessive number of JAPy bitches and jewish people.

Where do you go to school?
Tulane
Oh you mean Jewlane

JewLane by perlnit April 21, 2005

jawlined 

When somebody gets (jawlined) knocked the fuck out.

That bitch is gonna get (jawlined) knocked the fuck out

jawlined by Dr Daz November 20, 2013