jewgasm 

Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.

Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!

jewgasm by tdrga May 7, 2006

Jewgasm 

The euphoric feeling a Jew gets when he spends very little money and gets a lot in return

Mendel Cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. This gave Mendel a Jewgasm

Jewgasm by hEbrEw HAmmR January 8, 2011

jewgar 

A sub-species of cougar that can often be spotted in the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

Joan Rivers is a jewgar

jewgar by joeybootz August 14, 2008

Jewgasm 

When someone who is cheap finds out that there is a sale of any kind and has an orgasm from the excitement.

Alex: "Look at that... half off on drinks."

Schaaf: "No WAY! OMG thats amazing!"

Alex: "Wow clam down, don't have a jewgasm."

Jewgasm by Brad-Alex June 28, 2010

Jewgasm 

Jewgasm - (jew.gaz.zem)-n.

1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.

1. Check out that guy who bought that second-hand Ferrari for three grand. Bet he's jewgasming in his pants as we speak.
2. Susan Portnoy just spent the GDP of a small African country at Bloomingdales. Probably had to jewgasm a hell of a lot.

Jewgasm by Ed Zimmer December 17, 2007

jeagarswife

one of my favorite mutuals they make the BEST edits and not to mention they’re funny

jeagarswife is my favorite mutual they never fail to make me laugh

jeagarswife by sstrawberriies July 7, 2021

jeagarswife

will @ you in all their videos, laugh so they don’t come for you (they’re very scary)

jeagarswife @ me in their video again let me comment so they don’t track me down

jeagarswife by loveaniimee July 7, 2021