jewart 

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

jewart by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

jew fart 

Phonetic spelling of the commonly spoken, "Did you fart?" The abbreviation comes from rapidly saying "Did you" as one syllable.

Guy: Jew Fart?
Girl: No, jew?
Guy: Oh, yeah!

jew fart by William of Boulder May 5, 2008

jew fart 

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.

Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.

jew fart by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010

jew fart 

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.

Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.

jew fart by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010

jetfart

When a small cabin in the woods is set on fire and your fart fuels the flames.

Man: Hey realtor, I need a new house. I jetfarted on the last one.
Realtor: That's not good.

jetfart by Byl Nigh March 20, 2017

jewpartheid 

when groups, countries, political entities discriminate against jews because they are Jews.

The way America and Europe are going, it seems a movement of jewpartheid cannot be far awa.

jewpartheid by Uruth June 10, 2024

Jewart Little 

A small jewish boy who likes redheads and hates niggers. will punch you in the right shoulder if touched. Enjoys being pegged by anyone with red hair. Hates other jews, and will go on rants about fortnite and porn.

Did you see Jimmy?
Yeah he's dating that new girl
such a Jewart Little
REAL

Jewart Little by Molestation Nation December 19, 2024