jew

1) someone who practises judaism

2) is also a culture/ethnicity, that is to say it has a certain sense of humour, certain type of food and music etc.

3) A person who Mel Gibson talks smack about after he has had too much to drink.

"Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."

by Clubned August 2, 2006

Jew

an expression of extreme suprise or anger.

Holy Jew you scared me.

God, your such a Jew sometimes.

by lackinator April 25, 2009

Jew

A person of the jewish faith.

by Rabbi Dude November 4, 2003

jew

The so called chosen people. But actually every race claims at one point or another to be God's chosen people, the Jews where just the first to call dibs on the name by writing it down.

Tim: Hi there I'm Jewish
Fritz the German: Oh, sorry, here's twenty bucks
Iranian: Don't be sorry that whole thing never happened
Mel Gibson's dad: He's right you know

by Collinf December 20, 2006

Jew

Verb. The act of trying to rip someone off or steal from some one.

1. That guy tried to jew me on the price for the car.

2. That Madoff really jewed a lot of people out of their money.

by chase mcd January 28, 2010

Jew

Random playful insult that is directed at somebody who is not jewish.

Non jew: Can you pass me the diet coke?

Other Non jew: You are so fucking jewish.

by KCA Watts September 1, 2008

Jew

1-A derogatory remark or title given to someone not willing to share food or other items.

2-The official first name of anyone born of Jewish culture.

Ex 1-John: Who should I try to mooch off of at lunch?

Bob: Try anyone but Justin. He's a Jew with his food.

Ex 2- Katey: Can you loan me a quarter?
David:No.
Katey:Jew.

Ex-3 Irvin: Who is that over there?
Luke: The kid with curly brown hair? Oh, thats the Jew.

by Mr. Monty's Magic Stick January 26, 2010