Jewism 

A word used to describe both a positive or a negative Jewish act. Created by the great Joe Klass, and Marc Chin.

" Today has been a jewriffic day!!!", or "Dammit don't be such a Jewtart..." these are classic jewism's

Jewism by Jew King287 July 12, 2009

Jewism 

Jewism is an unjust range of thoughts towards the Jewish religion.Some of these could be classed as racially incencitive,but thats a load if pigshit.

See that guy over there,he must be jewish ,wow his race should of been exterminated in WW2,heil Hitler! Anyway thats jewism.

Jewism by Jamie Heskett October 26, 2020

Jewdist 

Frequently a member of Generation X or subsequent generations; A Jewdist is one who wants to adopt a Polytheistic Religion like Buddhism, but is unable to let go of Monotheistic principles.

Jewdists have a minimalist, imported aesthetic that encompasses their lifestyle and look. Look for tacky Asian art next to a copy of the Bible, and a bunch of new-age healing books.

Jewdist by burzurke May 7, 2011

Selective Jewdaism 

choosing what parts of the Jewish faith fits you and practicing what you like best

He practices Selective Jewdaism, he's a shomer shabbos - doesnt drive on the shabbos but talks on the phone, doesn't use the computer but watches TV, doesn't mix meat and dairy but won't wait 3 hours for desert.

Selective Jewdaism by Rabi BigK November 18, 2009

Jedism 

An act inspired by pure boredom that is unstoppable and highly frustrating

Jed is currently conducting a Jedism

Jedism by JED MAN October 4, 2021

jewdisim 

jew dis dick dick fit in your mouth

jewdisim is a Jew with autism

jewdisim by reltih floda December 17, 2024

Jewtism

A state of neurodivergence similar to autism, but which specifically manifests in Jews.

Symptoms include: Having a special interest in international minting processes, rare coin collection, wearing a star of david necklace frequently, frequently saying phrases such as “inshallah” and “walahi” despite not having any connection to Islam, and having other such interests.

Tim: Omg Sophie has such a severe case of Jewtism!

Sophie: Stfu you Nigger-Cunt-Jew-Faggot

Jewtism by StarPrismGaming November 18, 2025