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Jew nose 

A person who has a hooked nose. Someone with a large nose is often mistaken for having a "Jew nose". The size of the nose does not matter, but rather the shape. In this case a hooked tip.
Stienberg has a jew nose.
Jew nose by Mizuki san March 24, 2006
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Jew nose 

implys you have a masive nose
wow dat person has a jew nose

arrrrr it just poked me in the eye
Jew nose by Tently mandem May 16, 2007

Jew nose 

The term used to describe somebody's nose when it is bigger then their penis. A jew nose is usually 4-6 inches long. If your friend has a small penis his nose may not actually be a jew nose.
Person 1: "Joe's nose is massive!"
Person 2: "His girlfriend said his nose is bigger than his penis!"
Person 3: "Joe must have a jew nose."
Jew nose by Chill_jew June 10, 2016

skid nose jew 

This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
skid nose jew by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

Big Nose Jew 

Commonly referenced to a person called Nate. If you see one take 3 steps back so that it doesn't breathe on you.
Eww look at that big nose Jew.
Big Nose Jew by AidzAreFunny September 26, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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