24 definitions by driver_im8

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A fart let out with such force and with a smell like it just had to have passed through the turd, hits you in the face with blunt force trauma.
TWO GOOD OL' BOYS FISHING;
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU

SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
by driver_im8 August 08, 2009
someone with a nose as big as a porn star's cock.
I bet the girlfriend of that hose nose like's sitting on his face
by driver_im8 January 01, 2010
Giving cunnilingus to a woman having a hot erotic scent.
Like earthy cinnamon.
My girl friend has the best tasting cinna snatch
She tastes like cinnabons.
by driver_im8 December 25, 2009
This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
by driver_im8 August 08, 2009
this is when you give oral sex to a woman who tastes so
sweet and looks so fine you wish you had mustache
whiskers to lick.
janine is so fine,she is whisker lickens.
FRIEND; as long as I have a face,she has a place to sit
by driver_im8 July 24, 2009
a woman whose pussy is so hairy you know her parents were

decendants of sasquatch.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A skunk rat ON A WOMAN LIKE THE ONE I PICKED UP LAST NIGHT. IT WAS SCARY TO GO IN THERE

WITHOUT A GUN AND A FLASHLIGHT.
by driver_im8 August 08, 2009
a double jointed man who enjoys giving felatio to his
own self simply because he can.
I was out slopping the hogs and saw Clem giving hisself
cunnidingus down in the holler by the creek.
by driver_im8 July 05, 2009
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