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jew-bagle 

when a jew that has been inserted into a toaster they become a jew-bagle.
that dude is a total jew-bagle
jew-bagle by ays~ October 29, 2010
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Jew Bagle 

A Jew that is retared
Christopher Michael Nunez is a Jew Bagle
Jew Bagle by BIG DADDY T-MAC June 19, 2009

bagle eating jew 

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.
Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.
bagle eating jew by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Jewbacle 

1. a general breakup or dispersion of jews; sudden downfall or rout of jews: Jew + -debacle = ~.
2. a complete collapse or failure of an agglomeration of jews.
3. a breaking up of ice in a river of jews.
4. a violent rush of jews.
The Yiddish revolution ended in a Jewbacle.
Did you see the Shapiro-Goldenberg wedding at the temple, oy vey, what a jewbacle!
With their torches, pitchforks and dradles, the jewbacle stormed the church looking for blood of christian babies.
Jewbacle by Btotheizzo December 17, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026