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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle
Bagle by Froakiecoolgaming September 5, 2019
To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.
Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.
Bagle by Wind0wsman January 24, 2011
When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly
Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.
Bagle by Somedoodthatisbored May 28, 2020
refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.
this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!
bagle by Youngbuk August 29, 2009

bagle dog 

where you attempt a pink sock but when pulling out the penis rips off, stuck in the girl's but hole.
Dood after attempting a pink sock he got bagle dogged and had to go to the ER.
bagle dog by Tom Naime May 14, 2008

bagle eating jew 

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.
Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.
bagle eating jew by Deanthejew February 4, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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