jew ton

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

jew ton by Teh Achmed January 11, 2009

jewton 

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.

Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.

jewton by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005

Jewton 

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.

"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."

Jewton by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006

Jewton 

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.

Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."

Jewton by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

Jewtonian 

A word(derived from Sir Isaac Newton, father of classical physics) used to describe most of 20th century physics, at least the relativistic and quantum mechanical part. The foundations are largely the result of the work and imagination
of a series of brilliant scientists of Jewish decent.

The Manhattan project was the triumph and tragedy of Jewtonian physics.

Jewtonian by Olfart October 17, 2009