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jew bowl 

A bowl of marijuana that has been only partially packed. Typically, many jews are very stingy with their weed (along with other things), and would like to share as little as possible with others when it comes their turn to pack the bowl.
Yo I ain't smokin with Andrew no more; he keeps packin those jew bowls whenever it's his turn to throw down.

Jew Bowl 

the world's most comprehensive and intense fantasy football league, currently in its 10th season of existence.
"I'm going to win my third Jew Bowl championship this year. Child please."
Jew Bowl by shady mccoy August 18, 2009
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Jew Bowl 

A small sized bowl of marijuana that that is less than 3 hits.
Also known as a Richie bowl.
"Don't load a Jew Bowl"
Jew Bowl by WEEDISGOOD. March 25, 2010

jew bowl 

A very small ammount of weed packed into a bowl, bong, ect. in order to conserve ones pot.
Hey man I don't have much pot left so I'm going to just pack a jew bowl.

Dude this sucks being short all the time. All I can pack are jew bowls.
jew bowl by Pally November 28, 2007

jew-bowling 

A game played by throwing a 2x4 with tape in various locations for different throwing types (tomahawk, javelin, etc...) in to a basketball hoop with points based on distance.
Yo, me and Dan played a sick game of jew-bowling.
jew-bowling by Dj_Duff November 3, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026