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A cult committed to the killing of Jesus. They survive off of consistent injections of cash into their bloodstream. Lack of injections can cause symptoms such as irritable behavior accompanied by short tempers. The long nose which usually characterizes the member helps with the member's balance. Often hated because they don't like to share and they like to think about killing Jesus.
My best friend is a Jew who has cult meetings weekly focused on ripping people off.
by The Crocodile Hunter May 07, 2008

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The word jew originates from the evil betrayer that was named judas.

He formed a secret cult named isreal to take down the evil tyrant, Jesus K. Rist. The tyrant had conqured many villages in his age with Judas by his side as his general. But one day jesus was lk tottaly rippin the piss outa judas misses goin off wiv jam so lk judas went a-wall n smackted jesus and jesus was lk, wow wow i dont think that was nessery.

so judas got banished and was tottaly pissed so he grassed on jesus to the sissy romans coz they laffed at him.

so judas decided 2 take matter 2 his own hands and formed his new isrealian cult, and started to plot against jesus. throught plannin, many of the isrealians wanted 2 order some pizzas and strippers n shit lk ini but judas was allways lk, fuk that we need 2 save our money. so all the boys nicknamed him judas the cheap bstrd
which is jew for short

and thats the origin of the word jew.

Judas did go on with his plans against the evil tyrant that was jesus. but failed misserbaly, fortunatly though jesus caught aids n died while cryin lk a school boy bitch and all the sissy romans laughed at him while ceaser raped him. and they all lived appily eva after....

cept judas couz hes a fwkin jew
Cheap Jewish Basrerd,
Hey this guy wont give me alf price, hes such a fwkin jew

I dont want your fwkin bagles you jew.
by Mr. alf an inch April 19, 2008

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the biggest bunch of cry babies in the world. The holocaust wasn't that bad. Only 6 million died, blacks and native americans got it worst. About 100 million black died going to or in slavery. Native american population was in the hundred millions now it in the tens of thousands. Suck it up jews you got a country out of it.
guy: i want some light reading
librian: heres a book about jewish sports starts

racist1: how many jews can you fit in car
rscist2: i don't know
racist1: one in each seat and about 100 in the ash tray.

Three religous leader gave 3 cermons. A priest gave his cermon and 100 people join the catholic church. A preacher gave a cermon and 100 people join the church. A rabi sang there's diamonds in the sky and 3 million jews joined the airforce.
by imnotracistihateeveryone November 20, 2006

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193
dude from Reading called Adnan Younis...drives a black Golf...
i know that jew..he smells
by younis November 27, 2007

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194
Jewish people are the root of all evil.
braden is a jew
by crazy mexican killer May 31, 2011

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a herd of large animals that usually graze in large packs in small medows.
The stupid jews were herdingin my backyard last night untill i shot one.
by about2000jews March 16, 2010

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someone that you burn
jake: what's a jew?
connor: someone that you burn
by KKK_Leader May 11, 2016

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