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brandon golob!!!!!!!
brandon golob is one whory jew bag now get in my OVEN!!!!!!!
by sneaky pants August 19, 2009

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Nose is bent at its point; it looks like the number six, such a nose is a hook nose or an eagle nose. Lips are usually puffy. The lower lip often protrudes. The eyes are different too. The eyelids are mostly thicker and more fleshy than ours. The Jewish look is wary and piercing. One can tell from his eyes that he is a deceitful person." They have short legs. Their arms are often very short too. Many Jews are bow-legged and flat-footed. They often have a low, slanting forehead, a receding forehead. Many criminals have such a receding forehead. The Jews are criminals too. Their hair is usually dark and often curly like a Negro's. Their ears are very large, and they look like the handles of a coffee cup." The Jew moves his head back and forth. His gait is shuffling and unsteady. The Jew moves his hands when he talks. He "jabbers." His voice is often odd. He talks through his nose. Jews often have an unpleasant sweetish odor. If you have a good nose, you can smell the Jews
The stereotype of the ugly Jew comes from Ashkenazi Jewish inbreeding. In the olden Europe days they would only marry and reproduce with their fellow Jews. As their population, and thus their gene pool, was already small it quickly accumulated into a high frequency of bad traits.... some diseases like Tay-Sachs... others features like short limbs, a hooked nose, long coffeecup-handle ears, flabby lips, etc.
by Abraham Foxman August 13, 2008

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A person of Jewish faith or of Jewish race. Most Jews are in fact not religious but are Jews by blood. Most actors and filmmakers in the US are of Jewish decent. Common Jewish names include Cohen, Levi/Levine, Isaac and anything which contains 'Gold', 'Ruben', 'Silver', 'Stein' or 'Berg'. Famous Jews change their names to be more accepted.
Just a handful of examples: Steven Spielberg, Oliver Stone, Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Bob Dillon, Woody Allen, Ben Stiller, Billy Crystal, Daniel Day Lewis, David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow, Sarah Jessica Parker...
by Uncle Wolf June 12, 2005

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-A person of Jewish Decent. A rich person or highly inteligent person. (99.9% of jews are quite wealthy and are very smart).
I can't believe Karl Marx, Hitler, Steven Spielberg, Albert Einstein, Leon Trotsky, Alan Greenspan (head of fed reserve basically in charge of all the money in the gov), Ben Stiller, and Johnny Ramone were Jewish (besides hilter who was 50% jewish)
by german jew May 26, 2005

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A jew is a person that nazi's love to bake to an extra golden crispy brown
hitler cooked the mothafuckin jews in his ovens
by nikki syxx October 24, 2008

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(v) To Jew someone in the context of video games is to defeat them in a match, either by killing their character or defeating them in any other way.
(playing counter-strike) Dude, that guy was camping and jewed me good.
by tamsguy July 25, 2006

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A person of the Jewish faith. Stereotyped as greedy because they invented interest, a system of banking used by any capitalist, whether they're Jewish, Christian, Islamic, atheist, or whatever.
Guy 1: Hey look, its that greedy Jew!
Guy 2: dude, Your a banker.
by DanTheGreat November 03, 2009

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