a member of Judaism, usually easily identifiable by their horns and tiny penises. Jews are cheap as hell, often trying to negotiate prices even at corporate retail stores. Jews are known to kill innocent children and steal their organs for profit. Money is the measure of man for Jews. Also known as kike, heeb, yid, and oven fodder.
That dumb Jew tried to talk down the price by ten cents.
by kilog1000 September 07, 2009
An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason, yet mostly because of failure to supply goods or money, the ideas that jews are stingy.

Also a religion.
Fuck sake toomey your such a jew.

Hi im a jewish man.
by SirPagey May 13, 2008
A cult committed to the killing of Jesus. They survive off of consistent injections of cash into their bloodstream. Lack of injections can cause symptoms such as irritable behavior accompanied by short tempers. The long nose which usually characterizes the member helps with the member's balance. Often hated because they don't like to share and they like to think about killing Jesus.
My best friend is a Jew who has cult meetings weekly focused on ripping people off.
by The Crocodile Hunter May 07, 2008
To fuck me in the ass
"Hay dudez wanna igt highhh and jew?"
"naaahhhh i dun wanna fuck you in ze ass"
by Master LEe April 14, 2008
1. A man or woman who practices the religion of Judaism.
2. A stingee person usualy with money
3. Word used to put down someone or another way of calling someone a fag.
1. "Bob ant no fucking Jew, hes a christian"
2. " Yoh Nate, i was at the mall and i saw two Jewish guys so i threw a quarter on the ground AND WATCHED THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH"
3. "*whisper* nates a fucking jew he packed Lance's fudge lastnite"
by Chris E... October 30, 2007
The worst thing to happen to East Brunswick New Jersey
I hate East Brunswick New Jersey, The whole town is filled with Jews
by MrFixx June 15, 2010
by SHENEKQiA July 10, 2008

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