jesusiest 

adjective describing the qualities of a person extremely devoted to Jesus and the willingness to express their commitment to the Prince of Peace through excessive behaviours and verbal outpourings.

That Jesus fucker listens to too much Sonseed ... he's the Jesusiest fuck I've ever met

jesusiest by Foggenbottom August 28, 2011

Jesusness 

To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.

Akin to Jesus.

Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.

Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.

They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.

Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.

Pirating is Jesusness.

Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!

That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.

Miscellaneous:

Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!

Jim: It's Jesusness.

Bob: It's the same thing.

Jim: True dat.

Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.

Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.

Jesusness by Allen75 July 10, 2010

Jesus Nikes 

Another term for sandals.

Hey man, its so nice out I think I'm going to wear my Jesus Nikes.

Jesus Nikes by Bapeeee April 15, 2009

Holy JesusCakes! 

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

Holy JesusCakes! by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010

Jesusness 

A word that can be used to retort phrases like "Coolness and sweetness"

Liz: What are you doing?
Dana: 3-d modeling
Liz: Sweetness
Dana: Nah its jesusness

Jesusness by Dana Kanto April 14, 2008

jesusnessless 

An American Christian pretending that

Jesus Christ didn't specifically say greedy people don't get to heaven and the we are required to love our enemies.

Joel Osteen acted with such Jesusnessless pride and greed when he did not open his Houston Megachurch when Houston Texas flooded to help people because he just had the carpet replaced

jesusnessless by Compassionate Libertarian August 20, 2024