New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

Jersey Stomp 

This is when your mate from Jersey is goosed out his mind at an after party and like out of nowhere he legs begin to stomp to imaginary music in his head. This new disco move is set to sweep the nation, everyone should join in

my mate Gerry was going wild last night at the party - he was certainly doing that new phenomenon the 'Jersey Stomp'

Jersey Stomp by Cockney Sparrow April 12, 2012

jersey 6 

a girl from New Jersey that is a 6 on the 1-10 scale, thus meaning since she is slightly better than average, yet far from the top of the scale, she is reduced such exploits as blowing someone under the table of a Seaside Heights bar, or giving access to the back door for the budget price of a Jagerbomb and a place to sleep. They are usually sloppy drunk at the end of the night, and are often seen lighting the wrong end of a cigarette.

Joey: I banged a Jersey 6 last night.

Vinny: I know, bro. She was blowing me.

jersey 6 by Robbie BigSlick September 3, 2010

Jeselle

Jeselle is a queen. She should be treated like royalty! Jeselle's are hard to find and if you are friends with one you should be very grateful. She is Fashionable, Loyal, Fun, Supportive, Intelligent, Adventurous, and A great friend. People often hate on her, because her character carries more weight than their titles. Definitely someone you want to build with.

Random Hater: Who Tf does she think she is walking in here looking phenomenal, and exuding all that confidence?
AReal1: Oh That beautiful being is Jeselle. :)

Jeselle by NoShade22 September 27, 2020

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Jeslyn 

Jeslyn is someone who has a beautiful smile. She loves to smile and laugh.

Jeslyn is also someone who likes to help others, but many don't appreciate it and take her for granted.

Jeslyn is cute in her own way, and what she does brings people joy.

God, Jeslyn is one the most sweetest girl ever!

Jeslyn by daisycarierhogwarts April 19, 2018

Jeslyn 

Someone who is hyper and loves to laugh. She tends to be quiet at first, but once you get to know her she may just want to keep talking. Jeslyn's make amazing friends, known worldwide as some of the loyal and sweetest friends you can have. They can also be known as some of the greatest eye candy you will ever see.

God I wish I could have a friend like Jeslyn.

Jeslyn by Blue_Noel December 19, 2012