Jesseness 

It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.

"The Jesseness is so with me"
"May the Jesseness be with You"

Jesseness by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005

Jesseness 

n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.

Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".

Jesseness by The JFCers April 21, 2005

jerseyfest 

the act of sticking your foot in the female's vagina/male's mangina, while getting a blumpkin by an asian person, light your hand on fire and then fist fuck a goat. finally, you end it with giving a dog a rim job and pouring horse semen into a human asshole. but you must do all this while wearing a burger king crown and the sexual partner must be a jigaboo, while having a soup kitchen in a prius.

dude: dude i just had the best jerseyfest of my life last night.
dude 2: oh cool. i want in.

jerseyfest by ReallyGKid November 29, 2010

Jerseyneck 

A redneck from new jersey. primarily found in the south jersey and even more prevalent below Rt 322 (aka the Mason-Dixon Line if it ran thru NJ). Considered to be a rare breed of rednecks that is quite distinctive from other rednecks being that they act like rednecks with their own dialect and form of social activities.

You might be a Jerseyneck if you have a big truck and always say your from South Jersey (segregating from North Joisey I mean North Jersey and the Jersey Shore).

Jerseyneck by rebellious90 November 15, 2013

Uncle-Jesseness 

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

Uncle-Jesseness by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

Jerseyese 

The American English dialect spoken in the Jersey Shore region.

He speaks fluent Jerseyese!

Jerseyese by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017