Jerseying 

The act of reaching over somebody and pulling their shirt (or jersey) over their heads, but not off, so their arms are not usable for fighting or defending themselves. They also can't see.

Typically a move for hockey fights.

Example of Jerseying: "That guy got jerseyed!"

Jerseying by fungku July 1, 2009

jeremyish 

Jeremyish is a very cool blueycapsules enjoyer who I trust with my drink at a party

“Hey where’s you drink?”
“Oh I let jeremyish hold it for me!”
“Why?”
“Because jeremyish is very trustworthy and cool”

jeremyish by Iwnjoycocacola July 5, 2022

jerseyitis 

Mental disorder resulting from living in New Jersey for way too long; characterized by a strongly depressed demeanor, negative disposition about everything, and a general malaise of pessimism about future events.

A downhill spiral attitude in which one believes one is living in dystopia - prompted by the fact that one lives in New Jersey, where nobody smiles.

Joey: "This concert probably won't be that good. I doubt it will be worth it"
Jimmy: "Dude, what do you have Jerseyitis, this concert at PNC Bank Art Center's gonna rock."

jerseyitis by Amnesiac023 April 22, 2009

Jerseyshoreified 

Taking a well established franchise and adding something to it that makes it alot more annoying and alot more douchey.

Gamer 1: Hey have you played the new Modern Warefare yet?
Gamer 2: No, it was cool in the beginning but something Jerseyshoreified it. So now it just kinda seems douchey.

Jerseyshoreified by Angryjoearmysoldier June 7, 2012

Jerseysaurus 

Someone from New Jersey, typically Italian-American, who still hopelessly clings to outdated cultural traditions that the rest of America (and the world) has thankfully left behind. Specifically fist-pumping, wife-beater shirts, fake tans, IROCs, and continuously saying 'forget about it'. An ongoing embarrassment to Italians from other parts of the world.

Look at Vinnie fist-pumping over there with that wife-beater and fake tan. What a Jerseysaurus!

Jerseysaurus by Jack I Am December 18, 2010

Jerseyside tickler 

a moustache that has grown down the sides of the chin, as well as a small piece of hair below the bottom lip, when performing oral sex on a woman the side of the stache tickles the insides of the thighs, as the small piece below the lips is used in combination with the tongue on the clit to maximize a womans organism.

I was going down on susie and then i gave her my trademark 'jerseyside tickler" and she went over the edge.

Jerseyside tickler by blueeyes623 November 4, 2009

Jerseyian 

Jerking off using your own tears while listening to Bon Jovi after drinking Hypnotic and Hennessy all night.

We raged hard last night bro, took it home Jerseyian style, yolo solo bro.

Jerseyian by Deeeevs July 13, 2013