| 1. | New Jersey Girls | ||
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jersey girls are some of the hottest girls in the country. most are of Irish and/or Itallian descent and are damn proud of it. Contrary to popular belief, they don't dress like 80's sluts, and for most people, if they ever saw a true jersey girl, they would faint in astonishment. Most jersey girls know how to, and do speak intelligently, and anyone that thinks differently has probably never even seen a jerset girl. Dude, I went to the beach for the weekend and damn man, those New Jersey girls are so hot i almost lost control.
on a side note, anyone that actually lives near the beach in jersey (15 minute car ride) calls it the beach, only people that say down the shore are the damn Bennies from North and West Jersey who clutter our beaches, |
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| 2. | Jersey foot | ||
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The foot of a New Jersian which is so callosed that almost thing can hurt it. This condition usually occurs to people who live by the beach, (not down the shore), and also play a lot of sports. The combined sports blisters, and sand work togeather on the foot to form a thick, hard layer of skin which is nreal impenatrable, and immune to pain. Anyone that has a Jersey Foot can be seen easily walking around bareoot on the beach sand, and pavement on the brightest and hottest of days where as anyone else has to jump and sprint around in futile attempts to avoid burning layers of skin off their feet fag bennie: Yo man, you see that girl, how the hell is she walking so easily down the beach when even i had to juimp from shadow to shadow?
Local: Dude don't you know?, everyone around here has the Jersey foot, the heat doesn't bother us. |
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| 3. | Jersey guy | ||
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probably the rudest guys you will ever meet. prefer skeezy clubs to parties, and prefer skanky ass jersey girls to classy women. can be seen in a wife beater and sideburns at any time of the year. "he's a jersey guy....you dont wanna touch that."
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| 4. | Jersey Girl | ||
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"The Jersey girl..a love of an unpretentious good time, and a certain sense of style. Jersey girls are about attitude. They're about eating pizza, drinking beer, having great hair - and enjoying it all..She's got a mouth on her. She says what she means. And she's got a nice, cheerful laugh..Bottom line, all of them are sexy as hell." -The Star Ledger Everyone loves a Jersey Girl.
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| 5. | north jersey | ||
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North Jersey is the northern part of the state. It ranges from low-populated forest areas to high-populated areas. People of South Jersey criticize North Jersey for its bad schools, polluted air, lack of people who know how to drive, mix of ethnicities, and more. Most North Jersey people, due to the fact there is almost nothing to do in North Jersey for the summer, come to the southern part of the state and cause unbelievable crime and traffic in the southern towns. A study says that crime in the southern towns increase over four-hundred percent during the summer months. Locals refer to these imposters as bennys. I'm going down the shore 'cause there is nothing to do in North Jersey.
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| 6. | Jersey Driver | ||
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Someone who understands that if the speed limit is 45 you need to go at least 50, can handle a jughandle, and can parallel park at a moments notice. Basically, someone that can actually drive.
Also, an aggressive driver who is not afraid to honk and give you the finger. A driver that will pass you in the no passing zone, cut you off, and then go slower than you originally were, just to piss you off because you have non-New Jersey tags. You say I'm a Jersey Driver like it's a bad thing.
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| 7. | jersey jelousy | ||
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A desire to hate on New Jersey due to a burning feeling of inadaquacy stemming from not living in New Jersey. In a classic case of jersey jelousy the Pittsburg resident called New Jersey the armpit of the country.
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