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jersified 

When you have been using excess amount of hair gel, long exposure to the sun on the beach, and fist pumping to some techno music.
Guy #1 - Dude, he look so much different the last time we saw him!

Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.
jersified by OfficialGuido March 5, 2010
Related Words

Jerseyed 

When you get your jersey pulled over your face, and you can't punch with your arms or see with your eyes. Classic hockey fight move.
"Oh man, you see Joe totally jerseyed McKenzie there!"
Jerseyed by TBird8 June 14, 2012

Nicely Jerkified

A nice guy who decides to turn into a jerk after a breakup, thus destroying his life over a girl, and in the process hurting people.
Nicely Jerkified by nicejerk March 7, 2011

jerseyfied 

a new fetish to cum(ejaculate) in someones hair and give them a blow out.
Pauly-D's hair style is a jerseyfied style which he uses gizz to style and get the hold hes looking for.
jerseyfied by lilbabyguitarboy November 16, 2010

jesufied 

1.)portmanteau combining the words "Jesus" and "justified"

Jesus+justified=Jesufied
I have been crucified with Christ and yet I live; yet it is not me, but Christ in me. I have been justified by the blood of Jesus Christ and am therefore Jesufied!
jesufied by Josh Short April 21, 2008
Hockey slang to describe the action of having your jersey pulled over your head during a hockey fight, resulting in your arms being tangled up and your head covered making it impossible to fight back or defend yourself.
Man, I was doing great in that fight until I got jersied!
JERSIED by HockeyFantatic September 19, 2018