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Beef Jerkies by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019
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a extremely long and plesurable urination that happens after holding one's urine while jerking off(masturbating)for a prolonged period of time
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Jerkiest
The highest level of a jerky act. A VERY selfish, manipulative and rude thing. Usually douchebag's display the jerkiest acts. You may also see morons, jackasses, frat boys, jocks, and anyone from New Jersey committing the jerkiest acts.
Caleb: She's not very pretty. I will never give her a chance.
Courtney: That's one of the jerkiest things I've ever heard. Just give her a chance.
Courtney: That's one of the jerkiest things I've ever heard. Just give her a chance.
Jerkiest by jerkfaceee November 17, 2010
Jerky, Jerkies (plural)
A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.
Dont be a jerkey.
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)
Jerky, Jerkies (plural) by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004
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quick jerkies by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020
The Jerkiest Jerk
The absolute gold medalist of obnoxious behavior. It refers to a person who isn't just rude, but consistently goes out of their way to be inconsiderate, selfish, or annoying. It is the "final boss" of jerks—someone who possesses a natural, twitchy talent for ruining everyone’s mood at once.
Person A: "I can't believe Kevin. He didn't just spoil the ending of the movie; he recorded our reactions and posted them online to make fun of us crying!"
Person B: "Wow. I knew he was mean, but that is next-level. He truly is the jerkiest jerk I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting."
Person B: "Wow. I knew he was mean, but that is next-level. He truly is the jerkiest jerk I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting."
The Jerkiest Jerk by TheJerkies May 8, 2026