A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.
"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004
by the pope June 11, 2004
Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.
by Grandmaster D August 17, 2004
while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.
by Mac Jacob July 06, 2008
having a wank
i was jerkin the gherkin last night
by tim123473 October 18, 2008
by nihilistslacker January 02, 2017