Jerk

1. A mean/heartless person.

2. More common: A guy who perfectly fits the gender stereotype, and is insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. Though many women constantly complain about guys like that, most end up with one, because they didn't dig deeper and didn't try to see through the jerk's crap. Instead of going for a nice guy who will obviously be there for a girl, most girls choose what's right in front of them, a cold-hearted bastard who happens to look "macho", who is a big-time flirt and wears his penis on his sleeve.

1.
Billy Bob: Can I have a piece of candy? Please?
Joseph: Let me think about that... NO! WAAAHAHAHAHA!
Billy Bob: ...Jerk!

2.
Charlie: Hey, I heard Becca broke up with Tom...
Ernie: Yeah, she found out he was cheating on her.
Charlie: He sounds like a jerk.
Ernie: He is, but she bought all his shit instead of listening to us, and now she's asking why... kinda sad.
Charlie: Yeah, is sucks to be a nice guy, huh?
Ernie: Tell me about it.

by MrCuddles November 26, 2006

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Anyone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Arrogant, mean, coniving. Usually use people for no other reason than to hurt them, causing themselves joy.

The Varsity quarterback that intentionally trips the passing freshman is a real jerk.

by Rascy13 February 25, 2008

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To get played, getting ripped-off for something.

Damm yo, I got jerked man, they sold me this jacket fo 500 when it was 250 at the store next door.

by MiZ TYZ April 9, 2007

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Adj. To take for a fool, to lie to someone, "pull the wool over someone's eyes" as in deceiving someone.

E.g. "He didn't tell me there was change left over - he 'jerked' me!"
The cop told the pickpocket "don't jerk me around, I saw you hand the wallet to your partner, who do you thing you're bullshitting don't play me!"

by Carlito'sWay December 14, 2010

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A jerk is a guy who will treat a girl extremely well, until he has her right where he wants her then he drops her like a hot potatoe. and feels nothing. but since the guy is such a jerk, he comes back for more and the girl (being to sweet) takes him back and eventually gets dropped again. Also the jerk normally has very good looks, so it makes it so easy for him to hurt girls. because lets face it all women like a good looking man who will treat them like crap and then come back for more. every girls dream right?

(jerkk):Hey babe lets hang friday?
(Girl): Oh okayy:):)

NEXT DAY
(jerkk): hey babe uhh can we move our date to thursday?
(girl): yeahh sweetie:) why?
(Jerkk): Grandmorthers birthday:)
(girl) awww how sweet okay:)
NEXT DAY
(girl): hey you still up for tomorrow?
(jerkk): maybe..
(girl): what??
(jerkk) idk, i think im busy.
(girl)ohh....okay well whatever..
Three days later.
(jerkk) im sorry babe
(girl) ohhhhh its okay. And BTW i didnt know your grandmother was only 18!??? yeahhh "babe" found out about your little lie..grandmother? more like kegg party with all your friends. Nice. DONT EVER TRY WITH ME AGAIN!

by Honey:) June 19, 2010

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