jerkdom 

The state of being a jerk. Example: I feel that I should call people out on their jerkdom when appropriate.

Bob's jerkdom makes him an intolerable person to be around.

jerkdom by Hippie_Nurse February 10, 2014

jerkomatic 

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

jerkomatic by Puhercules July 30, 2009

Jerkdown 

Jerkdown is a competition whereas two or more guys stand at jerkoffs length from each other. Straight guys are preferred for this competition. They then begin to jerkoff, staring each other in the eyes. Eye contact should not be broken, unless it is to stare at the other man's junk. The first to jerkoff wins, splooging on the other man. The most popular forms of the jerkdown are the two-man jerkdown and the three-man jerkdown.

Jerkdowns involving multiple guys function almost the same as the two-man jerkdown. The first person to jerk off gets choice of target for the splooging, and then steps out of the jerkdown. This continues until there are just two left. Then, the traditional two-man jerkdown rules apply.

John and Jim decided to have a Jerkdown after some trips on extacy. Jim won and splooged all over John's thighs. Jim complimented John's intense eye contact, but admitted it helped him jerkoff faster.

Jerkdown by Jon Jerkdown August 14, 2009

Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.

She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?

Dry Hobo Jerkdown by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010

Jerkdouche 

Noun: An individual possessing the self-absorbed, overly-entitled qualities of a douche, while being condescending, inconsiderate, and irresponsible like a jerk.

Wow, Jordan is such a Jerkdouche! He won't stop talking about how awesome his home state is while bashing on everything I find cool about mine.

Jerkdouche by Rakmagic November 5, 2010

jerkbomb 

Someone, particularly Asian, obsessed with being an AP student.

That Asian AP student is such a jerkbomb.

jerkbomb by Chefdude548, Cam-Ham, Noah Z. December 18, 2008

JerDom 

The power of Jeron and Dominic combing to make JerDom. This power reached YouTube and their only video of being seen in public is of them playing football on JerDom the YouTube channel

JerDom is crazy I can’t believe their power when the join together. It is a bit like when Goten and Trunks join together❤️🤘☺️🤓👎

JerDom by KanyeWest2007 October 28, 2023