jerk burn

When one masturbates so often they develops friction burns of their genitelia

ie: Jimmy has been jacking off so much he has jerk burn

by demented2 December 24, 2007

Cincinnati jerk burn

The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.

John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!

Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.

by nearfatalcheeto January 20, 2013