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When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
by Bigppman69 March 1, 2020
by himalayadude22222 April 4, 2018
Similar to twerkle jerking, but when a group of guys begins circle jerk. A man or woman gets in the middle of the circle. The perso in the middle twerks with their mouth open. The first person to shoot the cum in the middle persons mouth wins. The others then have to lick the cum off of the middle person. Once the middle person is clean the twerkle jerk shots have ended.
by PeterThePloppingPiper February 25, 2015
When you start to giggle, then your friend starts to giggle because of your giggling, then you giggle harder at their giggle and so on.
Usually stops when someone in the circle can't breathe.
Usually stops when someone in the circle can't breathe.
by Dirtii_Martini January 6, 2023
The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.
by Jumbodong1423 April 9, 2019
(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 12, 2021