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Jensenism 

An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.
"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.
Jensenism by Matthew 24:7-8 January 8, 2005
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Jensenite 

A name for fans of Jensen Ackles, who stars in the hit television show Supernatural as Dean Winchester.
Kaitlynne: Did you see that episode of Supernatural last night?

Alex: No.

Kaitlynne: It was awesome, Jensen was so amazing, as always.

Alex: You're such a Jensenite.
Jensenite by TheTrueJensenite January 4, 2011

jenseric 

That one boy who youll caught your on the first second you see them that boy who will treat you amazing that boy who is caring,hot,funny,kind he loves u even if u been together for 2 days
Damn i wish i was jenserics girlfriend
jenseric by Maria b. a October 12, 2017
The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room after partaking in the act of THE PARTY
I was at my friend's Jan's house and I ended up JENSENing for 3 hours.
JENSENing by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024
The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.
I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.
JENSENing by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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