jelquing

A way to increase to increase the length and girth of the man's penis

Milking the penis is called jelquing

jelquing by The English gentleman November 2, 2017

jelq 

An exercise to increase penis size naturally. First a warm rag is use to stimulate blood flow and put the wang into a semi-erect state. Then lubrication is used on the hands and the mumbo jumbo in question. Use a thumb and index finger positioned in an "OK" grip on the base of the schlong. Slide your hand up to the head then take your other hand and grip the base. Release the grip of your first hand and return it to the base to repeat the motion while the second hand is sliding to the head of the penis.

The goal here is to force more blood flow within the cellular walls of the one eyed weasel. The result out of consistent exercise for at least 30 minutes a day, 3 to 5 days a week is a gain in 2+ inches in length and girth from 6 months to over a year. Mostly fails to work due to a lack in effort.

I got carpal tunnel from jelqing and had to go to the hospital. There's a catheter in poofy penis and now the guy who brings me the jell-o is winking at me.

jelq by rkilgore35 April 15, 2005

jelqing 

The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!

"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"

"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"

jelqing by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008

Jelq Belly 

Jelqing is an exercise to make the penis bigger. Having a "Jelq Belly" is when you have jelqed enough that you can now touch your penis to the belly button in a half chub phase.

I've been doing my chubby exercises Brody, and look, I now I have a "jelq belly."

Jelq Belly by Handsy with Manny November 1, 2017

jelq 

To yank your penis until it gets longer

Bitch said my cock was small, so I began to jelq mofucka.

jelq by FelchMonger January 4, 2003

Jelqpilled

Being Jelqpilled is when you are obsessed with Jelq or Jelqing, the act of naturally enlarging your penis size. Someone who is jelqpilled often has huge forearms and carpal tunnel syndrome. Often used as a negative slander

Bro 1:Bro Cade is so Jelqpilled
Bro 2: Totally dude have you seen the size of his right arm?
Bro1: Not only that but is cock size too!

Jelqpilled by JimTimSlimeball November 4, 2020

jelqob 

the lord of funny

the king of funny

the omnipotent funny

you are so funny, jelqob must have blessed you

jelqob by RobbieRage November 2, 2020