Being Jelqpilled is when you are obsessed with Jelq or Jelqing, the act of naturally enlarging your penis size. Someone who is jelqpilled often has huge forearms and carpal tunnel syndrome. Often used as a negative slander
Bro 1:Bro Cade is so Jelqpilled
Bro 2: Totally dude have you seen the size of his right arm?
Bro1: Not only that but is cock size too!
Bro 2: Totally dude have you seen the size of his right arm?
Bro1: Not only that but is cock size too!
by JimTimSlimeball November 4, 2020