3 definitions by rkilgore35

An exercise to increase penis size naturally. First a warm rag is use to stimulate blood flow and put the wang into a semi-erect state. Then lubrication is used on the hands and the mumbo jumbo in question. Use a thumb and index finger positioned in an "OK" grip on the base of the schlong. Slide your hand up to the head then take your other hand and grip the base. Release the grip of your first hand and return it to the base to repeat the motion while the second hand is sliding to the head of the penis.

The goal here is to force more blood flow within the cellular walls of the one eyed weasel. The result out of consistent exercise for at least 30 minutes a day, 3 to 5 days a week is a gain in 2+ inches in length and girth from 6 months to over a year. Mostly fails to work due to a lack in effort.
I got carpal tunnel from jelqing and had to go to the hospital. There's a catheter in poofy penis and now the guy who brings me the jell-o is winking at me.
by rkilgore35 April 15, 2005
One who spreads the idealogy of fear through propoganda to fulfill a concealed agenda. Similar to a terrorist, but it fights with information and not direct violence. Politicians, media personas, and internet posters can all be fearmongers.
George W. Bush is accused for being a fearmonger for the use of scare tactics during the 2004 election.
by rkilgore35 April 15, 2005
The practice of consuming fecal matter. Rodents such as rabbits and guinea pigs do this to recultivate the bacteria in their intestines in order to break down plant matter. Humans do this when they want to be perverted bastards.
In the Marquis de Sade's 120 Days of Sodom, the young Parisians engaged in corprophagy with zest. Chocolatey!
by rkilgore35 April 15, 2005

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