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Jellybaby 

Jellybaby: a nasty viral disease, commonly caught by nightclub staff on a weekly basis, causing nausia, vomiting and can in some cases lead to a total mental breakdown.

Symptoms include: arsehole punters, the selling of jellyshots and soiled beanbags.
I'm going to have to call in sick tonight for work, i've got a bad case of 'The Jellybaby'
Jellybaby by Nico DaSilva April 25, 2011
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It's cold out there, put your jellybag on to keep your head warm.
Jellybag by Trueblue265 December 25, 2018

West Kent Jellybaby 

You get a mouthful of jellybabies of any kind (the cheaper the better) and you spit them all inside someone's vagina. You have sex with the girl and cum inside them. After the girl squeezes all the jellybabies into a jar, juices and all and you can both share or wolf it down yourself!
"Oi girl! I'm gonna give you a West Kent Jellybaby you ain't never gonna forget!"
West Kent Jellybaby by Kiwi89 March 27, 2009

jellyback Jangler 

Kinda like a titty twistersept you GRAB the titty... SHAKE.... Then SLAP
Jenny wouldntshut up so bill had to bustout and give her a jellyback jangler
jellyback Jangler by bob December 5, 2003

Jellyballoon 

Smurf 1: Dude, she has jellyballoons man.

Smurf 2: Poke it!

jellybaby 

The blob of semen that rises to the surface of a hot tub, specifically after anal sex.
Three fags are sitting in a Jacuzzi when a jellybaby pops up. The first one turns to the others and says, "Okay, girls, who farted?"

See also Santorum
jellybaby by Alraune April 29, 2004

Jellahatin 

when soemone is jealous and hating at the same time
stop jellahatin just coz u aint got a man of ur own
Jellahatin by Drama Bitch x October 23, 2011