Jelke is a weird guy. he hads long, gangly legs and arms like siren head.
Jelke wants to eat you.
He will swallow you right down his meaty throat.
Goodnight
Jelke wants to eat you.
He will swallow you right down his meaty throat.
Goodnight
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