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Jeg så Jesus dø 

Danish for "I Saw Jesus Die", a 1970s Danish pornographic film based on the life of Jesus Christ (the central figure of Christianity).

Not much is really known about the film, but it is notable for being one of the earliest known Christian pornos.
If any Christian today saw Jeg så Jesus dø they would immediately pour holy water on the video cassette of the film in a heartbeat.
Jeg så Jesus dø by CelticEagle February 16, 2019
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jeg sidder altid ned 

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.
simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

jeg dabber som jeg vil 

when u dont dab like all the other kids
simon says: "jeg dabber som jeg vil"
it's jegs!
jegs by moody630 August 8, 2003
Legs that jiggle. Most likely to seen in the season of summer when large females wear short shorts and short dresses.
Anita: Fat chicks that wear short shorts and short dresses and you can see their jegs jiggling. THAT IS WHY I HATE SUMMER! Makes me want to throw up.
Jegs by FluffehSheep January 15, 2011
Pure awesomeness, a synonym for "great".
I had so much fun last night, that party was jegs!
jegs by kiiadi August 31, 2020
A slang for being high.
Or
An alternative name for marijuana.
Hey man are you really Jegs? Yah I'm Jegs outta my mind!

Hey, you got any Jegs?
jegs by bigyawn August 20, 2006