Jeeves

A poor man who thinks he's above the station.

A snob with no money. He knows that he can't and will never get rich, so he clings on his idea of what makes him posh and better than his equally broke peers.

"Terry bought himself a flash car. He's a real Jeeves. Hasn't got it into his head that he's not going to get out of this dead town."

"I'll kill that bastard! You know what that Jeeves did to me?! When I asked him sumfinks about our Tommy, he looked down his nose on me!"

"Jeeves won't hang out with us because we are too common for him."

by McVillain November 5, 2003

Jeeves

Addressing somebody somewhat like "dude" but it more of an insulting way as to its also a way to address a butler.

Sup Jeeves?

by KelcB April 21, 2009

Jeeves

1. The gay online butler who helps who find stuff. It is one of the worst search engines out there.
2. The name of the butler in every movie, TV show, or book.

1. Google is much better than Jeeves.
2. Jeeves, could you bring me some water?

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Jeeves

name for the stereotypical butler (in movies, tv shows, search engines, etc.)

lol urbandictionary.com says if the example is too short there's a problem w/ the definition

by unusu-al December 7, 2003

Jeevs

A really epic battler who is also really, really lazy. But his protege is way, way better.

Hey, I battled a Jeevs today. It was pretty difficult but his protege was a much tougher opponent.

by Jeevs' Protege June 11, 2010

Grodi Jeeves

It’s when you insert your thumb in the ass of a man while simultaneously cupping his balls with the same hand and stroking him off with your other hand- all while kissing.

I just received the most amazing Grodi Jeeves from Jodi Greeves.

by Grodi Jeeves December 4, 2020

Ask Jeeves

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004