Over-priced, over-hyped american produced junker that GM will never bother to re-engineer as they realize there will always be a confederacy of dunces willing to dole out the cash.
I cannot believe the radio was stolen out of my soft-top jeep wrangler again!

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I can barely afford my 4-cynlinder jeep payments and my dues to the frat!
by donkeyrinse July 16, 2005
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Acronym for Just Enough Eduction To Post. Used widely in U.S. Air Force security forces to describe a new flight member.
Hey, JEEP, you see those fucking planes? They have officers in them, yeah? So why the fuck aren't you saluting them?
by SFHG April 10, 2009
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Ugly box on four wheels which cant even manage to get over 20 mpg highway over its 50 years
What is that piece of shit?

Why, its a Jeep!
by Lbayncha1 February 18, 2009
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Yet another form of overcompensation for small dicked loosers, along with the SUV and the Truck.
Driving a jeep helps me to cope with my microscopic penis. Look out ladies, I'm a small dicked idiot dumbass loser.

Me(after vomitting): Get away from me you disgusting freak, I'm going out with the guy in the little honda, toyota, etc. that just cut you and your stupid looser mobile off.
by greengirl123 October 27, 2006
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An American built 4x4 which still remains legendary today. An off-roading icon that none have matched.
'your car may go faster, but my Jeep can go anywhere.'
by jssoh March 3, 2007
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A person whose eyes are set closer together than normal, like the headlights on a Jeep.
Patty's face is cute, except she's a Jeep, man.
by George P. June 19, 2008
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