jedi mind trick

A method by which Luke Skywalker can do everything but get laid.

Luke: "You want to drag me into the back of the Millenium Falcon. You want to screw me silly. You want to screw me silly..."

Han: "Fuck your Jedi mind trick! My door still ain't swingin' that way."

by skyblack June 09, 2004

jedi mind trick

The mind trick is something used by Jedi's to persuade people to do things as they wish them to go. This is generally achieved by the Jedi waving his hand slowly in front of his face and speaking slowly and clearly what they would like the person to believe.

This is often used in jest for when you are trying to persuade someone of something and it isn’t going very well.

Guard: Do you have any identification?
Jedi: *waving hand* We do not need any identification.
Guard: You do not need any identification.

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

jedi mind trick

A method of persuasion that involves directly stating what you want your subject to believe.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"These aren't the droids we're looking for."

by Philip L. Welch February 14, 2004

jedi mind trick

convincing a simple minded girl to let you have anal sex with her.

1. Ay guess what i did last night!

2. What homie?

1. I pulled a jedi mind trick on this bitch!

2. Oh word you put it in her bootyhole?!?!

1. Hell yeah!

by jedimaster1 August 19, 2009

jedi mind trick

A blunt that is rolled using an extremely small amount of weed, but still manages to get you very blasted.

Damn man, that jedi mind trick hit the spot!

by rebel_ins July 03, 2005

Jedi Mind tricks

A dope rap group from Philly. Members now are Vinnie Paz and Stoupe since Jus Allah Left.

Even though I am a Christian and Vinnie Paz can be very anti-Christian at times I still find him dope.

by hasafienda January 09, 2005

Jedi Mind Tricks

A rap group from philly thats made up of Vinnie Paz/Ikon the Verbal Hologram,and Stoupe the Enemy of Mankind. Vinnie raps and Stoupe produces and they got a sci-fi style to their music.

The math, kings of light departed in wrath/So where you gonna stand when the Elohim return/Seven great stages throughout the ages say you burn/It's my turn to shine/I redefine the crystalline-biological structures, implanted in your mind/So I find the deaf, dumb and blind/And bless 'em with science, and leave the blind ones behind

by Adept March 25, 2005