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Jebem ti mater 

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"
Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*

jebem ti mater 

"Jebem ti mater" is a sentence by which a Balkan mother expresses her love for a child. When Balkan moms are angry, they run around the house after the child with a slap in the hand and shout: "JEBEM TI MATER!" Even tho that means "fuck you motherfucker" she uses it anyway.
Mom: hi son,what grade did you get from the math test?

Son: I got F, I'm sorr-
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER COME HERE!

Jebem ti mater 

Me: Jebem ti mater!
Lazar: Jedi govna!
Jebem ti mater by Jebem October 19, 2020

Jebem ti mater 

Two Slovenian guys at a bar, both drunken.

1: Jebem ti mater

2: Kaj?

1: Ni važno.
Jebem ti mater by Summertimefun August 8, 2009

jebem ti pičku materinu

jebem ti pičku materinu is a word, that comes from the Croatian Language, but also means the same thing in many other languages in the Balkan.

It is an alternative to the english word "fuck you motherfucker"
Bully: fuck you asshole
Someone: jebem ti pičku materinu
that one balkan kid: Oh shit he just roasted him
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026