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Jebem ti mater 

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"
Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*

Jebem ti oci krmeljive 

Meaning "I fuck your dirty eyes"... Used as an insult to show someone that he is dumb and untidy... Usualy used for younger people...
Jebem ti oci krmeljive, konju jedan > I fuck your dirty eyes, you horse! Insulting a man for doing something stupid...

jebem ti mater 

"Jebem ti mater" is a sentence by which a Balkan mother expresses her love for a child. When Balkan moms are angry, they run around the house after the child with a slap in the hand and shout: "JEBEM TI MATER!" Even tho that means "fuck you motherfucker" she uses it anyway.
Mom: hi son,what grade did you get from the math test?

Son: I got F, I'm sorr-
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER COME HERE!

Jebem ti mater 

Me: Jebem ti mater!
Lazar: Jedi govna!
Jebem ti mater by Jebem October 19, 2020

jebem ti pičku materinu

jebem ti pičku materinu is a word, that comes from the Croatian Language, but also means the same thing in many other languages in the Balkan.

It is an alternative to the english word "fuck you motherfucker"
Bully: fuck you asshole
Someone: jebem ti pičku materinu
that one balkan kid: Oh shit he just roasted him

jebem ti kruh 

The phrase "Jebem Ti Kruh" is a phrase used in the Yugoslav language, as a more crude form of "Fuck You". Literally, it can be translated as "Fuck Your Bread", which can be intrepreted in several ways. For example, this could mean "You Eat Cum-Soaked Bread", or "I'd Rather Fuck Your Food Than Eat It".
Mato: "Ivan rather drinks komovica instead of real rakija!"
Ivan: "Jebem ti kruh Mato, shut the fuck up!"
jebem ti kruh by poke-nl January 10, 2019