10 definitions by poke-nl

dutchie

those stupids east of Britain.

"See that stupid over there with a blunt in his mouth and an orange afro? that's a Dutchie, one of those stupids that live east of Britain.

by poke-nl April 2, 2017

get dunked on

Meaning you "own" someone completely, to the point of extreme embarrasment. This phrase got some attention due to the "Genocide Path" of the popular game Undertale, where, if you try to spare the last person in your way to the game's end, get trolled and see this phrase as a message afterwards.

*Person 1 blows Person 2 up in an action movie*

Person 1:"GET DUNKED ON, PIECE OF SHIT!!!

by poke-nl December 16, 2016

Coffee

The only way to survive middle school.

Man... I need coffee and vacation.
Loads of both.
Mhh... Zzzzzzzz......

by poke-nl December 19, 2016

Murija

Serbo-Croatian term for “the cops”, collective noun. Origin unknown, sometimes used in English by people of Yugoslav origin.

What you angry at, dude?

-Murija stopped me, told me to get out of the car, and fined me for not having a seat belt on when i took it off to get out!
-What the fuck?
-Exactly. Fuckin’ murija, tebra...

by poke-nl May 25, 2023

Dagger

the thing people are going to place between somebody's ribs if they ask something stupid.

i have to sharpen the dagger i've forged.

by poke-nl April 2, 2017

Lulneus

Een spottend figuurtje, waarban de neus en reproductieve organen zijn omgwewisseld. Soms gebruikt als "scheld"woord.

1. "Ik had een lulneus op Geert Wilders geplakt met photoshop... Lachen joh!"
2. *Rick stoot koffiemok in Henks schoot*
Henk:"Lulneus!"
Rick:"Sorry!"

by poke-nl December 9, 2016

2tupiid

when KK ii2 bu2y watching hii2 2tupiid romcom2.

thii2 ii2 2tupiid.

by poke-nl June 1, 2017