Sea-Jeaned 

Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.

Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*

Sea-Jeaned by Carleysguy August 23, 2021

Natalie Jeaned 

When you both have an agreement to get matching dwarf hamsters and she decides to get a used regular hamster because it "needs a home" despite already having had one thus leaving the dwarf hamster without ever having a home or anyone to love.

Dude: Did you hear? Jonas got totally Natalie Jeaned

Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?

First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy

Natalie Jeaned by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 October 8, 2018

jeansexual 

when you are in love with jean kirstein (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only

my friend: wait are you really bisexual?

me: no, im a jeansexual

jeansexual by anonymous December 21, 2020

Jeaned rips 

When a pair of jeans has so many rips that it is more rip than jean.

"I was looking at jeans online when I saw a pair of jeaned rips, I shit you not."

Jeaned rips by Steven the cone February 24, 2020

jeaned 

v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.

a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.

jeaned by Brad April 18, 2004

JeanEdward 

JeanEdward is someone who likes to play league of legends, and call people the hard R. He often times with be silent in a crowd only to burst out with the most racist, homophobic, or sexist joke imaginable. Don’t give JeanEdward a Four Loko unless you wish to join the KKK.

Guy #1: Hey man, that guy just called me a Fat Monkey Jew.
Guy#2: Oh that guy over there? Don’t worry he’s just a JeanEdward.

JeanEdward by PreachyCruncle October 11, 2023

jeansen 

She is the best person you will ever met, she will always offer a shoulder for you to cry on trustworthy and having a person like her in your life is the greatest thing that would happen to you.

"We all need a person like Jeansen in our life"

jeansen by Chant. June 8, 2021