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when jeans are worn, often the zipper part sticks out. this is called a jean peen or jean penis
person 1: so do you like my new jeans?
person 2: they're pretty, but when you sit down you get a serious jean peen.
by i[dont]loveyou. January 18, 2008
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Jean peen is when a women's jeans creases at her crotch, making a bulge that looks like a penis.
She has a Jean peen when she sits.
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