The correct way to spell the name of Jesus, considering how the Church suckers people into giving them money.
by weirdgirl September 6, 2003
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A term only used by atheists who have no idea about how little christian churches actually ask for, or that products actually cost money to make.
You people are fucking idiots, and I shall send a paedophile dressed up as a priest to your houses to molest you.
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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the exploitation of the supposed savior; this can be seen in the likes of Christian book stores, church offerings, and those fucking gay what would jesus do bracelets
I wish Jesus was here so I could make some money because I'm a stupid Jew.
by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle May 8, 2003
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What some may consider a reference to a mythical-magical Christian Jesus, or not, which places emphasis on the fact that often a large part of organized some religion is a money-making scam designed by charismatic and unscrupulous religious-leaders to separate the gullible and poorly educated from their money which greatly overshadows any actual mundane benefits given to the religious community as it instead lines the pockets of and enriches the religious leaders.
Je$u$ wants you to give to the BIG-church so the pastor can get a new Mansion and Jet to seduce his concubines with as he uses the tax code "Every organization exempt from federal income tax under IRS 501(a) must file an annual information return except: 1) A church .... " to remain unaccountable and hide the fact that he is just scamming people from their money instead of using the funds for social good as was intended by the religious exception in the tax code -- make religious institutions accountable by demanding they file an accounting form, like most every other charitable organizations must do, since large and small religious institutions have proven over and over again that they can't police themselves.
by DoorKnobHead March 28, 2019
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