A village in Essex, UK that is famous for being the biggest dump in the entire country. The place is full of crackheads that live in abandoned sheds that look like they are being held up by tent poles and pritt stick. The place has lots of old crap just littered in backyards and has abandoned rusty cars from the 1980s as well as all sorts of ancient mouldy furniture just dumped outside peoples homes. The place literally looks like a slum. Half the buildings are abandoned and are all boarded up and have a rotten roof.
Don't visit Jaywick in Essex it's 100% a dump!
by LordJenal March 30, 2022
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Essex’s very own shithole
You know Blaine County in GTA5 well think 10 times worse then that and you have Jaywick
Everyone here is a herion addict and the beaches are full of syringes
If you are ever planning to go to Jaywick you might want to say your last prayers as 9 times out of 10 you are gonna get stabbed here
If you want to go to a beach in this area just go to Clacton because it’s less of a shithole
Lucy: love can we go to Jaywick
Danny: WHAT??! Do you wanna fucking die
Lucy: oh yeah Jaywick is a shithole
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Jaywick is teh sex.
Jaywick is love.
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Jaywick Sky is a term used to describe the satellite television capabilities of people who live in jaywick or generally have no money and cant afford a package upgrade regardless of their location.Generally the Sky system will have only access to the worst channels and maybe the odd pre-watershed porn chat.People in Jaywick are used to bad conditions and having no amenities like heat,water,food,sky etc and therefore have no problem recieving such poor televisual fare
Has this tv got Sky Sports or you just have the jaywick Sky package ??
by Troy_Tempest January 10, 2009
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